Saturday, September 15, 2007

Southwest Airlines finally finds an inappropriately dressed passenger

It has been 40 years since Southwest Airlines launched, and congratulations are in order: they finally decided that someone on one of their flights was dressed inappropriately. Here she is:



Does there appear to be some surgical enhancement? At any rate, her name is Kyla Ebbert, and she's a 23-year-old waitress at Hooter's, who was flying to Tucson for the day. Tucson, where it's so hot, I'd have to take five showers a day if I ever went outdoors.

So what gives? Southwest is the the worst airline! They make you sit on the ground at the airport while you're waiting to get on your flight. Their employees are dressed like camp counselors, in Hawaiian shirts and safari shorts. And let's be honest - Southwest's focus on low prices, reduced service, and a relaxed employee attitude doesn't exactly convince their customers to show up dressed in their finest attire.

This is just one moron employee deciding to make up some regulation. Southwest flights to Vegas look like a recruiting class for a strip club. Has anyone ever gotten thrown off of that route? People are hammered all the time too. I don't get it.

Anyways, if you want everybody to dress like they're important, then get a first class ticket. And if you're offended by a hot girl, there's something really wrong with you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, when you're right, you're right. Nothing else to say.

Southwest Atorney said...

wow your are so ignorant, yes Southwest was dumb for throwing her off the fight. But your showing your extreem lack of knowlege on the subject by stating those acusations about Southwest.Southwest has some of the BEST customer service, lowest fares and happiest employees out of ANY major airline.
please do your reasearch before you go out and make a fool of yourself.