I will tell you what happens. This all went down about two hours ago. Before I start, I am nominating myself for the classiest guy of the year award.I am currently on vacation, visiting my parents in Canada. So after dinner, my mom, dad and my cousin Zac sat down in the living room to watch the Flames game on TV. In between the second and third period, I wanted to show off to Zac how badass my dad's sound system in the living room was. Of course, my dad had no qualms about this. So here is where my bootlegged copy of Ghostrider is about to come in handy. DVD quality and all. I run up to my room, pull this unlabled TDK DVD-R out of my back pack, bring it back downstairs, and throw it into the DVD player as we all anxiously await the insane THX 7.1 sound that is about to be unleased in the living room.
The only problem is that it was a copy of some nasty lesbian porno movie that I downloaded from the internet (and obviously burned onto a similar looking DVD.) Done and done. I just won the award.

6 comments:
nice! did it end up showing off the sound system?
That is amazing. Someone please come up with a clever pun incorporating lesbianism into THX or Ghost Rider.
matt are you in calgary? i am here.
That is so sweet.
"But Dad, it goes to ELEVEN!!!"
Actually my dad made me leave the disc at home because he was concerned that there was a possibility of something going down at US customs if I was searched. That was of course complete bullshit as a) porn is not illegal and b) it was on an unmarked DVD.
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