When you google search for "sfchicken" you find our site, obviously (thank god), but you also find some links referring to
Gavin Newsom, San Francisco's Guy Smiley looking Mayor. Well, looks like last year he took a break from trying to figure out to do with SF's 2 million homeless people for a couple of minutes to one up Clinton by bumping uglies with his campaign managers reasonably attractive wife. You heard me right, he had intercourse with his poor campaign manager's wife. Clinton at least chose some nasty single girl, but Newsom, that is just wrong dude. Here is the former campaign manager who resigned yesterday over the scandal:
Contrast that with Newsom:
Look at him! Newsom, take a look at yourself with Sharon Stone and your hot ex-wife, and your ability to attract women. Now lets take a look at the guy's wife that Newsom tagged:
Here is the deal, this woman is clearly in a "looks" class above her husband. So basically, their marriage is ruined and the odds of this guy landing a woman of her aesthetic caliber are close to nill. Therefore, double shame on Newsom. We have to root for the guys who don't have the looks but land the ladies of a higher "number". Newsom, you are a bad man and we don't want you associated with the chicken any longer. Good riddance.
When you google search for "sfchicken" you find our site, obviously (thank god), but you also find some links referring to Gavin Newsom, San Francisco's Guy Smiley looking Mayor. Well, looks like last year he took a break from trying to figure out to do with SF's 2 million homeless people for a couple of minutes to one up Clinton by bumping uglies with his campaign managers reasonably attractive wife. You heard me right, he had intercourse with his poor campaign manager's wife. Clinton at least chose some nasty single girl, but Newsom, that is just wrong dude. Here is the former campaign manager who resigned yesterday over the scandal:
Contrast that with Newsom:
Look at him! Newsom, take a look at yourself with Sharon Stone and your hot ex-wife, and your ability to attract women. Now lets take a look at the guy's wife that Newsom tagged:
Here is the deal, this woman is clearly in a "looks" class above her husband. So basically, their marriage is ruined and the odds of this guy landing a woman of her aesthetic caliber are close to nill. Therefore, double shame on Newsom. We have to root for the guys who don't have the looks but land the ladies of a higher "number". Newsom, you are a bad man and we don't want you associated with the chicken any longer. Good riddance.
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