What Liquids May I Bring on the Plane?

Can't bring your toothpaste. That might be a bomb. Ditto for bottled water, hair gel, the soda you are currently drinking, sunscreen, etc. It's too bad that you could not get a prescription for toothpase and water, because then you could bring it on the plane without hassle. And even better, it's not volatile, explosive, flammable, dangerous, etc.

You want to participate in an experiment in air safety? Go to your physician and tell him you have angina. He will give you a prn (unlimited supply) prescription for nitroglycerin (nitro-quick, nitro-dur, nitolingual, nitro-paste, etc.) Nitroglcerin can be taken either under the toungue, intravenously, applied on a patch to the skin, topically as a lotion, swallowed, sprayed in the mouth, etc.) And the best thing about it? Its nitroglycerin. AKA the same thing dynamite/plastic explosives are made of. It's so volatile that it must be dispensed in containers that do not allow light to penetrate. This stuff will basically blow up by putting it under a light. You don't want to put a lit match anywhere near that open red bottle up there.

It is however pretty damn good at getting rid of angina (chest pain). So what is the solution? I don't know, but lets cut the bullsh1t and let people bring toothpaste on the plane and make sure that no one brings a 14 gallon tub of nitropaste with a prescription label on it.