Paris Hilton: Moron with Herpes

A 6000 square foot storage locker containing the sex tapes, diaries, financial and medical records of Paris Hilton was sold at auction for a little over $2000. The mentally stunted Heiress failed to pay the whopping storage fees of $208, so the contents were sold at auction, digitized and posted on a website charging $39/month. Now, I never thought Paris was a genius, but I did give her credit for having some intelligence, after all, she's making money for doing absolutely nothing but being a mediocre looking party slut. Now I know she's a complete idiot. First, what kind of idiot forgets to pay their rent on a storage locker full of personal items, and lets it go to auction. I'm sure they sent her plenty of warnings. And why weren't the fees on autopay? Second, who makes more sex tapes after already having sex tapes leaked to the public? BTW, I have seen the site where all this is posted, and it's awful, the user interface is terrible, it's really slow, and very unorganized. Most of the stuff on there is really boring. I'll save you the trouble of looking yourself. Highlights so far (they add content to keep you coming back each month) are: Paris getting stoned and talking to her lap dog, some guy getting to second base with Paris before shutting off the camera, Paris pretending to smoke a tampon, prescriptions with Paris' name on it for Valtrex (herpes meds) and medical records showing that her alias had a miscarriage in 2003. Supposedly, there is a taped phone conversation between Paris and the Governator, can't wait to find out what is on that tape.

I've got to give it up to the guy who bought this stuff at auction for $2k, Congrats on cashing in on Paris' stupidity!